you win again, gameday.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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