im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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