You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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