He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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