I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize