Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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