FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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