I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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