I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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