Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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