areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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