No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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