And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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