420 ftw
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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