I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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