I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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