did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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