Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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