I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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