you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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