I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
