Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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