Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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