the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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