Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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