How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
