I can tuck mytits in my pants
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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