It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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