Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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