So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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