why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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