i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize