Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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