nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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