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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Best Friends For Life.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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