people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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