The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could teleport
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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