So drunk its hurt
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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