so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
All I want is dick and wine.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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