i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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