Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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