How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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