she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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