JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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