Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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