im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The air taste purple.
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