I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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