Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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