I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
my being single is dangerous.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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