Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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