my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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