i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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