He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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