i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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