so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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