I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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